Commence "Operation blurt-your-problem-on blogger-dot-com-so-people-you-hardly-know-yet-love-can-give-you-advice". Now.
Ok people! I am having a huge issue with my speech these days!
I cannot string four meaningful words together! No!
17 year old classmate: "Hi! How you doing today"
Me: "*pause* er.. sunshine.. healthy.. er.. gbgbb.. dbb.. gllgg"
17 year old classmate: "Oh! Hmmm what class do we have now? Any idea?"
Me: "*pause* yeah.. i think.. its that... gddg.. lady.. you know.. short.. uhhq.. fat.. ghhg.. er.. lady."
17 year old classmate: "Are you ok?"
Me (nodding at the speed of a high frequency oscillator): "hmm! ghhg."
Her: "Er ok bye!"
Me: "*long pause* ggghbg."
What an embarrassment! I must've looked like I was trying to control potty!
Not just her, each time there is a discussion in class or a gossip-session going on, my vocal chords decide to start shagging! No matter how carefully the words constituting my response are chosen and arranged- my tongue refuses to move in my mouth! Bitch!
And so, all that the class can hear, are my slobbery little gghgs and bddbds and ulkks.
Reminds me a lot of my once-active Gundu :)
Hmmm... I'm gonna google around for some yogasanas for my stiff fucking tongue!
See ya'll soon!
PS: I gave Twilight a shot. Stephanie Meyer's "international bestseller".
300 pages in, I decided that book is shit and didnt bother finishing it.