Friday, February 27, 2009

Gone fishin'

1. a picture or description, ludicrously exaggerating the peculiarities or features of a person's face.

I recently had an artist draw mine... And I'm not complaining.

children of bodom.
zener diode.



Allow me, the blissfully ignorant one, to share some gyan with you:
* Don't ever wish that you could go back in time to change something that happened. Because hey, you are going back in time right? You cant go bac
k back any smarter than you already were. Whats worse... you'll have to live it all again.
*Your boyfriend isn't shallow; you are probably looking like a garbage can. Just check.
*Take a bleeding heart and throw in a thesaurus; you now have a poet!
*Life is entertainment like no other. Just grab your pop corn and sit back.
*When your girlfriend has no currency to text message for two weeks straight; you're on your way to getting dumped.
*Save water. Shower with your neighbour. Don't shower.
*On a bad hair/face/ass day, smoke half a pack of cigarettes.
Works like magic.
* If you do not generally laugh when someone farts; you need immediate help.

I'm not doing very well, thank you.

i BLEW my chances of getting the Carlsberg Beer promotion happening all over town.
i have broken my glasses, again.
is it ok to feel vomit-y for 48 hours+ ?
is it
not ok to lie down and have dinner?
i'm sick of this sweltering weather.

approximately 40% of the girls in Bangalore need to go get a life.
will you take me home?
I said "NO" to beer yesterday!!

Hence proved.

You see, i'm feeling a bit retarded.
I need to pull myself together... you know... get my act right.

So i'm off...

Leaving you here with...!



  1. u need to take a break seriously.
    This can singly be picked as the best blog of the most unrelated stuff I have ever read.
    What happened?? hangover... ??

  2. heyy thanks rahul!

    and umm hangover? how i wish.
    my mum aint doing too well... so have lots of work to do around the house and otherwise...

    mentally stressed and physically drained!

    it sucks :(

  3. hey.. cheer up.. everything will get fine real soon... get well soon Mom..
    And u better start to learn how to handle things around the house.. hehe.. :)

  4. "blissfully ignorant one" are you angry on me :) dont be...its jus different perspective..we all hit at the same point at the end of the day...:)

  5. *Take a bleeding heart and throw in a thesaurus; you now have a poet!


    I am pretty much on the verge of a similar outburst. A group of people cut me off today, in my office saying am too thin and should do something about it…and it was like they really were wearing my body. Well, when I look around the parks in my colony, at odd hours of the day, I see a host of health maniacs trying hard to become “Me”…

    By the way ,my first post in the bog was something called “Ignorance is bliss”


  6. rahul said right
    urs must b picked up as the most extraneous blog' u can ever find and yet..tell u wat,its very healthy ! :)

  7. kleenex and children of bodom. sounds good to me

  8. Good Cartoon.. I wish to get one of mine drawn.. BTW a tummy sleeper is a very active person.... very friendly and active... this is what they say from study of humans by sleeping positions.... I came to say this after seeing ur profile.. !

  9. "health maniacs trying to become "me"..." haha G! whaddya know, our world is unfair!

    extremity: thank you! Some more healthy posts comin' up shortly ;)

    dopey: thanks so much for just those ":P"s
    they make my day :)

    i am "very friendly an active" so i guess you are right, shantanu :)


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