I don't like crazy bitches.
All I remember from the year that has just about gone by, is:
a) getting drunk
b) crying
As on 1st of January, 2008:
weight: 62 kg.
hairdo: crap.
dressing sense: crap. transition phase clothes.
relationship status: great (i thought)
emotional rape count: 12
my phone: nokia 6030 :|
financial status: broke.
other status: non blogger, free of piercings, year back virgin, w/o a camera, depressed.
Flashback then, of the year that was:
January: One drunken welcome to 2008.
navel piercing!
one near death incident.
February: The great Indian ditching ceremony- I was left alone and shagging on valentines day :|
Meanwhile, one cry by Reethesh made me the the butt of all jokes. "Jain college sucks" he screamed. Every other person in Ambedkar college gladly joined him. Boo ya!
March: I met two boys at this restaurant. One was the birthday boy, the other boy was all about "how to wear shades in the dark and make them look good".
April: I sat at home thinking how fun life in Jain college was.
May: My budday! :D I got calls till 2 in the morning which was great because in 2007, only 6 people wished me. (Yes, family and dog included)
June: The don't-attend-a-single-lecture month.
July: I'll call this month "the dark knight festival". I started writing again. Cried all night, July 29th after reading something in Jogi's Orkut scrapbook...
August: The great Indian flunk-athon. I died. So did my parents' hopes. But what the heck, other then the bad-ass Ramnagar trip, I cant remember anything else. \,,/. ye ye!
September: Partying with drunk uncles and aunts.
October: Partying with drunk uncles and aunts.
November: The jungle holiday at Kabini! :D
December: I had to be home alone for almost a week. C'mon! do your math! B-)
As on 1st of January, 2009:
weight: 61 kg.
hairdo: definitely feminine.
dressing sense: B-)
relationship status: great (touch wood)
emotional rape count: 36,004.
my phone:
financial status: ka ching!
other status: active on the blogosphere. Navel: pierced. Year back- been there, yawn...
Quick check...
-Work done over the year:
Reassessing my "people I should kill before I die" list.
-Goals accomplished:
"look feminine at the end of 2008" whew!
"take up part time jobs" Check. B-)
-Old friends I caught up with:
Deepu... finally! :)
&
The University of Melbourne grad student (ahem) and gang :D
-The biggest realisation of 2008:
Reading the newspaper/ watching a news bulletin is the single most depressing thing in life.
-Top medical disasters:
My nasal bone fracture. Yes, I fractured my nose. Try it at home, its not that easy.
-The biggest heart break:
When my phone crashed and I lost this poem called "in the depths of darkness... you bring me light" I cried my eyes out and looked everywhere for a copy... still cant string it together....
-Grossest moment of the year:
Cleaning Sandy's puke. Which made me puke. Thrice over.
"My year in pictures"/ photo awards/oww just take a look already!
Here we go...
First up, the most unforgettable day of 08!
08 - my favourite picture:
the most contemplated haircut:
the bestest pet ever... I cant believe we left him alone for 50 hours! :'(
this photo bags all awards under the "silliest poses" category:
the responsible citizen moment:
the most worked upon photo award:
here's why:
the "rotflol" moment of '08!
the "one of its kind" photograph award:
"most nostalgic photo" goes to:
My worst shot / disaster of the century:
(please kill one unskilled make up artist, today. You can make a difference.)
the strongest person of the year award:
beer swigging moment: #384
Its been a roller coaster of a year. (sometimes you just cannot help but be cliche, see?)
So this year I've decided not to cry...
Not even when my flip flops break.
Or when I see a lot of hair in a man's ears.
*gulp*
My new year resolution: To learn how to tie a tie. (no typo this.)
Looking forward to a good year!
No, I have not ordered tires for my car. Har har har!
not funny?
Ok :(
Happy new year, people! :D
Here's to love, life and laughter :)
happy new year to u too! :D
ReplyDeletebtw, gr8 post again! except for da..
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_99xhRqTXlzE/SVyAwGHoSdI/AAAAAAAAAkA/kPkdmU1qWNU/s1600-h/my+favourite+photograph.jpg
:|
aww come on dawg! :P aneesha ko thodi kuch kar rahi hu main? ;) lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy new year!!!!
ReplyDeletethe "rotflol" moment of '08!
ReplyDeletei'm simply rotfl-ing my butts off!! =D
happy new year to you too rahul!
ReplyDeleteand asiya... i swear... high 5! too fuckin funny that was!
surrender..ed...!!!
ReplyDeleteWow they were all funny!
ReplyDeleteand well, the "here's why" could have been avoided if the flash was kept on ;)
ReplyDeleteHehe
ReplyDeletenope, it was bcoz u were at the station, the train wasn't runnin Ms. Daredevil (only kidding!)
ok, no offences, Ms. i saw the man, bt i guess, it was rude cutting him out of the picture! :P the expression on his face was awesome - really! not that urs was any less awesome! :P
extremity, thanks! ;)
ReplyDeleteand quaintzy: i wasnt trying to do any stunt. and have no qualms accepting that the train was NOT running after all.... it was just a candid pic of me hanging out of the door...
that, however doesn't concern us at all as i only wanted to say that that was the picture i had a hard time editing... which brings me to your comment: of course it was rude cutting him out of the picture. but that itself, makes the picture eligible for the "most edited" category.
see what i mean?